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silvertonguedmonster‌:

silvertonguedmonster:

What’s this? Derian has somehow been shrunk to half an inch tall! (Because you gotta be really small to be tiny to Patches).

Patches probably never normally had to be careful not to step on someone, but here we are with Derian having to scramble out of the borrower’s path.

Unfortunately. But he wasn’t going to say that out loud.

“Heh, right. Totally harmless.” He held his hands up and flashed his most innocent smile. He was acutely aware that running into people you’ve tormented while tiny was a dangerous thing so he was going to emphasize the harmless part.

Patches wouldn’t hurt a defenseless tiny person, would he?

Wasn’t this rich- seeing your tormentor being the size of a mouse…well probably a beetle but compared to Patches he looked like he was just barely smaller than Patches’ hand. 

This was probably a good opportunity to actually teach this monster a lesson.

The doctor reached out and attempted to grab Derian by the torso with a smile slowly forming on his face. 

“You can’t hurt me.”