REACTION MEME: Bruised and Broken Version

lokibannerpool:

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  • “Woah, when did you get that?”
  • “Who did this to you?”
  • “How many time have I told you to be more careful?”
  • “You’re saying this was an accident?”
  • “What a shiner!”
  • “If you look like this, I’d hate to see the other guy.”
  • “I’m not buying it, you don’t walk into a door and get a bruise like that!”
  • “Does it hurt when I touch it?”
  • “Let me kiss it better.”
  • “If you don’t rest, you won’t heal.”
  • “Another fight?”
  • “What happened to your face?”
  • “I don’t think your arm is meant to bend like that…”
  • “Let’s get you to bed.”
  • “Let’s get you to the hospital.”
  • “Why are you so calm about this?”
  • “You’re bleeding!”
  • “What are friends for, ey?”
  • “So, instead of helping you, they ran off the moment they saw what was happening?”
  • “You need to look where you’re going.”
  • “I’m not accusing anyone, I’m just saying it looks suspicious.”
  • “Do you want to tell me what really happened?”
  • “Don’t move! You’ll faint!”
  • “I’ve got some bandages, wait a sec.”
  • “You’re the clumsiest person I know.”
  • “I won’t let you be on your own, not when you’re like this.”
  • “How could you be so careless?”
  • “I can’t even look at you, you promised not to get into any more fights!”
  • “H-how many of them were there?”

Cafe Asks ☕️

fawning:

Vanilla Chai Latte : Are you in love?

Flat White :
Coffee or Tea?

Cappuccino :
What’s your middle name?

Mocha :
Dream Job?

Pumpkin Spice :
Dream car?

Jasmine Tea :
If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be and why?

Old English :
You’re stranded on an island, who do you bring with you?

Iced Chocolate :
Do you have a crush on someone?

Caramel Frappe :
Favorite video game?

Iced Lemon Tea :
Favorite song/band?
Iced Cafe Mocha : Favorite thing to do on rainy days?
Hot Chocolate : Are you an affectionate person?
Caramel Macchiato : You’re travelling the entire world but you can only take one person with you. Who do you take?
Green Tea : How tall are you?
Early Grey Tea : The inevitable Zombie Apocalypse is upon us! What’s your plan of action?
Mint Tea : How do you relax?
Vanilla Latte : Board games or drinking games?
Iced Coffee : Do you like reading? If so, what’s your favorite book?
Italian Soda : Describe your dream date
Sparkling Water : Describe what qualities you look for in a person
Orange Juice : Have you ever had a valentine?
Rose Hip Tea : Describe your first kiss
Herbal Tea : You’re at a candle shop, what scented candle do you buy?

Sick sentence starters

sunshine-memes:

“When was the last time you checked your temperature?”
“Are you feeling any better?”
“You really don’t look good…”
“Shit, your fever’s really high, we need to get this down.”
“How long have you been throwing up for?”
“Have you gotten any sleep?”
“You’ve been sick for how long? And you didn’t say anything because?”
“C’mon, let’s get you back to bed.”
“I made you tea, you need to stay hydrated.”
“Do you think you can handle some soup?”
“I know you don’t feel well, but you have to eat — just something light.”
“I’m sorry you’re not feeling well.”
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen you this sick…”
“You really, really need to get some rest.”