(some are jokey, some can be insults, some for tall people, some for small people)
“I’m so glad you’re tall, you know?”
“My feet are so small I can get my shoes cheap from the kids’ section so who’s the real winner?”
“You’re tall, can you reach that for me please?”
“Can you not put the chocolate on the top shelf? You know I can’t reach”
“You’re the perfect height for an arm rest”
“How tall are you anyway?”
“Us short people can hide in places you couldn’t think of”
“Once I got drunk and told somebody I was 5′12"
“I bought you a stepstool so you can reach the kitchen cupboards”
“You’re too small/tall”
“You’re in another level of the atmosphere up there”
“You’re so close to the average height of a primary school child”
“If anyone laughs at your height I’ll end them”
“I’ve always been the tallest/smallest of my friends”
“You can’t deny you’re small/tall at (height)”
“I don’t think I’ve grown since I was 12″
“If I knock you out you’ve got further to fall”
“I’m Dr. Jamison Junkenstein. The most brilliant scientist in all of Adlersbrunn!” He exclaimed proudly, putting his free hand behind his back.
What he failed to mention was that he was also the only person living in Adlersbrunn. He also wasn’t exactly ‘brilliant’ in the eyes of the citizens when the town was thriving. In his defense, however, his statement wasn’t technically wrong.
“An’ judgin’ from your reaction here, I’m guessin’ you didn’t mean to end up in my lab. Must’a accidentally got some signals crossed with another teleporter. Eh. No worries. I can probably get ya back to where you came from!”
Did he just say Adlersbrunn? Was he in Germany right now!?
The lil doc had to use a double take to process that- Nearly clutching one of this guy’s fingers but forced himself not to. How in the world did he end up in Europe of all places!? Also he found it strange this “doctor” didn’t flinch at Patches form. Then again this guy didn’t seem normal at all so… Patches tried to stand up while shaking in his boots.
“Thank you Mr. Junkenstein and no..I didn’t mean to end up here. My name’s Patches.“ May was well try to play nice even if his voice was still shaky.
Normally a tiny person stepping out of a teleporter would be cause for concern, or at the very least confusion. Instead, Junkenstein’s mind registered it as a success, regardless of what had popped out. “HAHAHA! IT WORKED! IT WORKED!” He shouted with manic glee.
The scientist then picked up the poor man by the shirt, flicking him around so that he was seated in the palm of his robotic hand. “Wasn’t exactly expecting a tiny person to pop out though.”
The shouting only made him panic as he tried to squirm away from the fuzzy haired stranger. Though it was too late as they nabbed him by the shirt and he couldn’t help but to spaz his body in fright. Squealing much akin to a mouse being caught.
Being plopped in the middle of a metallic surface made him shiver. Now he couldn’t just jump and hide so he was face to face with this weirdo. They were wearing a labcoat so…a scientist?
“uhm…wh-who are you?” He managed to mumble out.
Is there anything you’d like to improve about yourself?
“Sure I am… “cute” but i’m cute in a way like how you would call a- let’s say a tea cup. I look nice as a thing but not really as a person.”
So I just sort of took a break from asks and doodled this dumb scenario from a conversation with @guestsinhisworld
It’s Not Him ~Closed rp
Well that was one way of doing it. Patches wasn’t awake to feel the odd chill down his spine, but the mental link was formed.
He pinched the medic between his fingertips, looking at him with something that was akin to pity at best. What a pathetic creature. What did Host see in him?
He could squish him between his fingers or flick him into the abyss right now, but that wouldn’t help him get to Host, now would it? So when Patches awoke he’d find that Dark had kept his word and he was back to normal size.
“Eeerrpgh.”
The little man groaned- stirring from the fainting spell that lasted for only a few minutes. He thought that the entire experience was only a really bad nightmare and that’d he was finally waking up. However that quickly turned out not to be the case. His eyes widened and squealed seeing the way too familiar grey palm he was in, cursing mentally to himself for getting into this sticky situation.
He quickly sat up and patted his chest- shocked beyond all belief that he was back to being six inches.
“I-I-…I’m back to normal!?”
The doctor had been hard at work on his latest device. A type of teleporter that would allow him to travel anywhere he wanted. After all, living alone in a castle with nothing but robots and a monster that has very little conversation value could get lonely after a while.
After putting the finishing touches on it, he started up the device to test it. But before he could drop anything into it, it started whirring and glowing, as if something was coming through the other end.
The teleporter whirled a bright light and made a piercing sound. When the light dissipated it would look like no one went through the teleporter at all… if you didn’t look down. Once the small figure stepped forward he immediately fell through the crack of the teli and hit the floor.
Patches groaned and rose his head while rubbing his forehead as he wondered where he ended up at. This definitely wasn’t Coldfront…. he squealed and clutched to the edge of the metal teleporter.
muse headcanons!
send me a symbol and i’ll tell you:
☠: my muse’s biggest fear
☮: when my muse feels the most at ease
☺: something that makes my muse happy
☹: something that makes my muse upset
♫: my muse’s favorite song, band, and/or music genre
✇: my muse’s favorite movie, director, and/or film genre
♔: my muse’s celebrity crush(es)
❤: what my muse looks for in a person they like
☂: my muse’s favorite season or time of year
∞: if my muse believe in ghosts, aliens, etc.
✧: what my muse’s netflix queue looks like
✎: what my muse’s best subject in school is/was
♧: something my muse is really good at
✺: something my muse loves and never gets tired of
✗: something my muse hates or gets angry about
☆: what my muse would be famous for if they were famous
✿: what my muse would like to do when they’re older
✈: where my muse would go if they could move anywhere
✆: the last person my muse called and what it was about
✉: the last person my muse texted and what the text said
📐 I’m just so curious
Send “📐” and I’ll redesign your muse in my style
Meanwhile in the GRN team AU: medic bonding time!
I hope I was able to get the flesh parts right. quq
By the way I will finish all of these character redesigns eventually but I would also like to have some other types of asks first so I just don’t flood the blog with oc requests. I hope you all can understand.
📐
Send “📐” and I’ll redesign your muse in my style
When you’ve been around long enough nothing really phases you anymore.
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