“What’s this? A tiny mercenary? He can’t even hold a real-sized gun! Science has gone too far!”
Patches sort of held up a finger to object to that notion but- when he thought about it and slowly put his finger down. Kinda embarrassed. “Uh.. well-…..You’re not wrong but, I’m useful!… sort of.”
He paused then, remembering the crazy, yelling mercenaries he’d seen earlier. “I can’t say that I actually arrived unnoticed… I saw some rather concerning people on the way here, waving weapons around…” He seemed to shudder as he said that. “I took it upon myself to persuade them to turn their attention elsewhere, so as to avoid any conflict.”
Yeup that sounded like his team mates alright. Acting way to over the top to these kinds of situations. Then again he couldn’t blame them for seeing a freaking giant walking around. Though he did have a little bit of concern about the persuade part….did he mean mind control? But Gifre would never use it for bad reasons right?
“Ah- ah… then in that case we should go somewhere more.. safe.”
A teammate then. Heavy nodded encouragingly. He studied the little man carefully: with his tiny buttons and boots and glasses. Just like his Medic doll.
It then dawned on him how this man would even work as a mercenary. He hadn’t noticed him before, or he has and hadn’t registered it. It must have been hard, the Russian mused. Their payload routes must have felt like hundreds of miles long for the tiny man.
Heavy frowned. Slowly, he stood up, being sure to keep his hand steady, “I will not hurt you. Heavy is friend to all doktors.” He glanced around before moving closer to the kitchen counter, “Heavy was here for snack, you also?”
Patches opened one of his eyes after wincing from the sudden movement.
“R-really?” He managed to mumble out- this giant man didn’t seem to want to use him for healing and was actually being quite respectful? Then again heavies around here really had a lot of respect for their doctors. He just didn’t think he’d get any.
Like a doll- the little guy was sitting in his palm with his legs reached out in front of him. Tilting his head and answered the giant with a nod. “Yeah. I didn’t get anything to eat yet today so..”
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He watched as Patches walked down his finger, which was actually a notable walk for him, like walking to the other end of a house. There was certainly a big disparity between their sizes, wasn’t there?
He grew more concerned when the image flashed in his mind, accompanied by less than pleasant thoughts about what was apparently a not-so-nice person. “Humans are such small creatures themselves, it’s baffling to me how they could treat you so unfairly.”
It as true that Gifre was basically a mountain compared to Patches. It could probably take him a long time to even get to his neck if he tried to climb him- but that would be rude so he went to the palm of his hand to sit down. Staring up at the well dressed giant as he sat down like a doll.
He winched at the statement and sighed. Saying something with a sad chuckle. “Well, everything seems tiny to you maybe..” Then he looked around. “In Speaking of which…how did you get here unnoticed?”
Upon seeing the finger the little doctor backed up exponentially in case something like that happened. However nothing horrible happened as the stuck window was able to get jammed open. The dog that was once barking at Patches retreated from the giant and wiped down the hallway. Patches sighed in relief. Actually using words out of his mouth.
“Thank goodness…I was worried that monster was going to climb the table or something..”
After the window was opened he held his finger to it as a platform. Their size difference was great enough that Patches could easily stand on his fingertip, which from Parches’ perspective, had to be 12 feet wide.
“Goodness, there are so many creatures that could be a danger to you.”
Upon being offered a finger to walk on, he slowly placed a foot on he skin and balanced himself on the squishy surface. Remembering how huge the giant actually was. He kept walking on the finger- he must of been an ant to him. He gulped and rubbed the back of his head. “Y-yeah many things are. Especially humans..”
A vivid picture of Derian flashed through his mind.
Oh dear… That was a problem, wasn’t it? He began to dig at the window with his finger nail, trying to pull it open. He didn’t want to break it, not only would it be terribly impolite to break someone’s window, but it could potentially be dangerous if it sent shards of broken glass towards Patches.
Upon seeing the finger the little doctor backed up exponentially in case something like that happened. However nothing horrible happened as the stuck window was able to get jammed open. The dog that was once barking at Patches retreated from the giant and wiped down the hallway. Patches sighed in relief. Actually using words out of his mouth.
“Thank goodness…I was worried that monster was going to climb the table or something..”
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