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meant to keep it short: writes fucking gone with the wind
Super detailed questions about your OCs
1. What’s their full name? Why was that chosen? Does it mean anything?
2. Do they have any titles? How did they get them?
3. Did they have a good childhood? What are fond memories they have of it? What’s a bad memory?
4. What is their relationship with their parents? What’s a good and bad memory with them? Did they know both parents?
5. Do they have any siblings? What’s their names? What is their relationship with them? Has their relationship changed since they were kids to adults?
6. What were they like at school? Did they enjoy it? Did they finish? What level of higher education did they reach? What subjects did they enjoy? Which did they hate?
7. Did they have lots of friends as a child? Did they keep any of their childhood friends into adulthood?
8. Did they have pets as a child? Do they have pets as an adult? Do they like animals?
9. Do animals like them? Do they get on well with animals?
10. Do they like children? Do children like them? Do they have or want any children? What would they be like as a parent? Or as a godparent/babysitter/ect?
11. Do they have any special diet requirements? Are they a vegetarian? Vegan? Have any allergies?
12. What is their favourite food?
13. What is their least favourite food?
14. Do they have any specific memories of food/a restaurant/meal?
15. Are they good at cooking? Do they enjoy it? What do others think of their cooking?
16. Do they collect anything? What do they do with it? Where do they keep it?
17. Do they like to take photos? What do they like to take photos of? Selfies? What do they do with their photos?
18. What’s their favourite genre of: books, music, tv shows, films, video games and anything else
19. What’s their least favourite genres?
20. Do they like musicals? Music in general? What do they do when they’re favourite song comes?
21. Do they have a temper? Are they patient? What are they like when they do lose their temper?
22. What are their favourite insults to use? What do they insult people for? Or do they prefer to bitch behind someone’s back?
23. Do they have a good memory? Short term or long term? Are they good with names? Or faces?
24. What is their sleeping pattern like? Do they snore? What do they like to sleep on? A soft or hard mattress?
25. What do they find funny? Do they have a good sense of humour? Are they funny themselves?
26. How do they act when they’re happy? Do they sing? Dance? Hum? Or do they hide their emotions?
27. What makes them sad? Do they cry regularly? Do they cry openly or hide it? What are they like they are sad?
28. What is their biggest fear? What in general scares them? How do they act when they’re scared?
29. What do they do when they find out someone else’s fear? Do they tease them? Or get very over protective?
30. Do they exercise? Regularly? Or only when forced? What do they act like pre-work out and post-work out?
31. Do they drink? What are they like drunk? What are they like hungover? How do they act when other people are drunk or hungover? Kind or teasing?
32. What do they dress like? What sorta shops do they buy clothes from? Do they wear the fashion that they like? What do they wear to sleep? Do they wear makeup? What’s their hair like?
33. What underwear do they wear? Boxers or briefs? Lacey? Comfy granny panties?
34. What is their body type? How tall are they? Do they like their body?
35. What’s their guilty pleasure? What is their totally unguilty pleasure?
36. What are they good at? What hobbies do they like? Can they sing?
37. Do they like to read? Are they a fast or slow reader? Do they like poetry? Fictional or non fiction?
38. What do they admire in others? What talents do they wish they had?
39. Do they like letters? Or prefer emails/messaging?
40. Do they like energy drinks? Coffee? Sugary food? Or can they naturally stay awake and alert?
41. What’s their sexuality? What do they find attractive? Physically and mentally? What do they like/need in a relationship?
42. What are their goals? What would they sacrifice anything for? What is their secret ambition?
43. Are they religious? What do they think of religion? What do they think of religious people? What do they think of non religious people?
44. What is their favourite season? Type of weather? Are they good in the cold or the heat? What weather do they complain in the most?
45. How do other people see them? Is it similar to how they see themselves?
46. Do they make a good first impression? Does their first impression reflect them accurately? How do they introduce themselves?
47. How do they act in a formal occasion? What do they think of black tie wear? Do they enjoy fancy parties and love to chit chat or loathe the whole event?
48. Do they enjoy any parties? If so what kind? Do they organise the party or just turn up? How do they act? What if they didn’t want to go but were dragged along by a friend?
49. What is their most valued object? Are they sentimental? Is there something they have to take everywhere with them?
50. If they could only take one bag of stuff somewhere with them: what would they pack? What do they consider their essentials?You can ask either Gideon or Kai. Keep it clean. Unless you ask on Gideons blog @dragonboygideon
Me as a borrower
Human: *spots borrower
Borrower: you can’t see me!*waves arm furiously*
Human: oh.
Geez, this guy was terrified. Then again, he supposed he would be too if he was that size and in an enemy base.
“Um, ehehe… Dude, calm down,” Russell said, not really knowing what else he could say, “I’m not gonna hurt you. I don’t have any reason too.”
He held a hand out, his palm flat, to the medic. He was offering it to the small man, so that he could step on.
“Come on, I’ll get you out of here, ehehe… I can only guess you got lost, ehehe…”
He twitched when he saw the hand land in front of him. Patches looked up as he trembled in his boots- taking a few steps forward. Sure he was acting nice and all but anxiety still had him by the throat.
“You’re- not going to hurt me? I-I mean we’re on opposite teams so I thought..”
Oh so that’s how it was gonna be. Patches would break eventually, he was sure of it. He turned the jar upside down, dumping him into his hand. Thinking of one thing that always seemed to get a reaction out of people, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a knife which he flicked open in front of the medic.
Welp there was no way be be zen about that. When the knife was pulled out he literally squealed as he backed up in the palm to where he was near their finger tips. Shaking his head. “ALRIGHT- ALRIGHT I GET THE POINT PLEASE DON’T-”
Misty looked delighted to see what she had done. After all, as far as she was concerned, she was just showing off the new friend she had made.
Russell watched as the tiny human went back to the chair, his eyes wide with some surprise.
“Okay… I either drank too much again last night, or there is a really small medic right there,” he said, taking a moment to think, “Or perhaps both.”
“Um… Hi? Ehehe…” he only said, not coming close just yet, “I take it you’re lost, or a magic anon got you, or both, ehehe…”
A magic what now? Before he could even comprehend it he stood up while still shaking in his boots as a hand was put out in front of him as he held on to the table leg. Having actual tears in his eyes. “N-n-no….pl-please let me walk of here alive. I won’t come into your base again I promise.”
Misty just seemed to enjoy the attention and making a new friend, as she always tried to do with anyone new. She paused as her paw was moved for a moment, before she had thought about continuing.
Of course, Russell’s arrival had distracted her. He gently moved a hand between her ears to stroke her.
“I know you’re hiding something from me, I saw you licking it just now. I really hope you haven’t taken one of my socks again, ehe…” he said.
Misty felt her new friend trying to hide, and she didn’t even understand why. She instead reached around in an attempt to get Patches to come out and show himself, her whiskers coming very close.
“ I-I-Ingen kattunge…” he murmured when she was revealing him to the giant. Patches didn’t want to be seen at all in here as it could mean certain death. When half of his body was in plain sight is pupil shrank as he realized it was a scout. Having been recently bullied by blu scouts that tried to make him a baseball- he really felt like he was in trouble.
Right then he was shaking- not knowing what to do but he sprawled out of the kitty’s warm fur and backed himself up to the chair leg. His breathing was deep and spastic as they hyperventilated by just looking at the scout.
Misty jumped back a little at the noise, but then she just carried on with sharing all the love she had for other living creatures.
She purred just a bit louder at the touching on her nose, and then licked at the medic’s hair again, as though she was trying to groom him.
Then a human voice was in the air.
“Misty? Where did you go? I wish you’d stop wandering off, ehehe…”
Another excited meow then came out of Misty. It seemed she knew whoever was talking to her and wanted to see him. She gave the medic another quick lick before Russell finally walked up. He knelt down.
“There you are, ehehe… Wait, what’s that you’ve got there?”
Okay he actually was liking this. Remembering why people kept cats in the first place. The cat kept licking him and he actually started to laugh a little, petting a paw back with a single hand. “Oh-Oh gosh- do you think i’m one of your kittens or something? ahaha~” Their whiskers were actually tickling them.
However his enjoyment was short lived by someone’s voice. Now he remembered he wasn’t supposed to be there. When the scout came up to them Patches attempted to hide under the cat’s fur and paw. Trying not to be seen.
2B

When your German coworkers throw you in a beer glass and you get seriously drunk.
