eldritchsales:

“Technically, no. We’d have to have another one built. Which in itself is not a problem but…” This shouldn’t have been a problem in the first place. 

Growling slightly, Black Hat walked over to a table leg and dig his claws into it, ripping open a glowing green portal. “You. You’re coming with me. You might be of use to figure out why the gun exploded.”

He didn’t even wait for Patches to answer before sending a tentacle out to grab him and pull him through the portal with him. 

They ended up in Black Hat’s lab, though unfortunately there was no sign of Flug. “THE ONE TIME I NEED HIM HE’S NOT HERE. OF COURSE NOT.”

But 505 was. The bear had been sleeping in front of the table that the two of them were standing on, and upon hearing Black hat’s voice, peered up onto the table to investigate. “Baarroooo?”

Even if there was no harm in it- Patches still screamed out when he was dragged into the portal. The bright light blinded him and right after they appeared on the other side Patches had to take off his glasses and rub his eyes from the blaze.  “Where…where are we?” 

Though he didn’t notice the shadow looming over them- the noise he did. Patches froze before slowly putting his glasses back on and turned around as he shook in his boots. He squealed in fear and actually fell over. 
“WHAT IS THAT THING!?”

eldritchsales:

“Ah, no worries.” It was a little bit of shock at first but this could easily be fixed. “You see, I’m a shapeshifter anyway. I just…”

He trailed off, blinking. Why was he not growing back to his normal height? He even tried entering one of his monster forms, but it just resulted in a very tiny monster. “WHAT THE HELL? WHY CAN’T I JUST GROW? UGH.”

Well this was just bloody fantastic. “Dammit, Flug…” He mumbled, rubbing at the bridge of his ‘nose’ with a hand on his hip. “If this happens to the ones we actually sell…”

Watching him struggle made Patches feel even more bad about it. Having a horrible feeling this had to do with his violent biology to mass change. He gripped his hair with a mortified stare. How was he going to fix this? He did take a step forward. 

“Sir I am so sorry this happened- I …I don’t think it was your gun. I’ve tried to fix myself so many times and it never worked. “ He was tearing up again. “There’s more of that ray gun right??”

eldritchsales:

Flipping a switch, Black Hat pointed the ray gun at Patches and fired. And yet…wait. Something wasn’t right. Patches should have been growing by now and…what was that noise?

The gun started to make a high pitched noise, then exploded, kicking up a huge cloud of dust. 

When the dust cleared, he was at eye level with Patches. “Well that was odd…but at least it–” Oh. Oh no. 

Patches wasn’t big. He was just small.

He was coughing harshly with the dust everywhere- waving away the dust wondering what on Earth happened. When it did dissipate and had made eye contact with the mysterious stranger. First he smiled but it quickly by shot as the room showed that no. He wasn’t back to normal. In fact it just got worse. Patches covered his mouth and took a few steps back as he shook his head with tears welling up in his eyes. “Oh…oh god- oh god no. I-I didn’t think…”

guestsinhisworld:

He furrowed his brow at the answer. “Did the papers also say there was no pay?” He assumed not, otherwise why would Patches have signed them? He didn’t fully understand the situation but it sounded a little unfair.

“I mean I would of been paid before uh…” Patches looked down a bit in grief a bit before sighed and pointed at himself. “This happened.” Though he was sad he still kept reading, trying not to spoil the mood. “Thank you for helping me by the way!”

golden-gaze:

He just looked at Patches for a minute, nudging him and watching him drift on the water. Could he really actually be dead already? Pulling him out of the water, he held the small man up against his ear, trying to see if he could hear a heartbeat.

You can’t fake a heart beat. Even if it was extremely small his thumping heart of absolute fear was still there. It would be akin to holding up a hamster to a face. Though he was still trying to be limp- his shaky nose breaths couldn’t be hidden either.

Platonic Touch

visionofanarchy:

Sometimes, characters want contact that has nothing to do with sex or violence. Send one of these for your character to reach out to mine.

  1. Shoulder Clasp
  2. Across the Shoulder hug
  3. Hair Ruffle
  4. Gentle headlock
  5. Full body lean
  6. Feet in lap
  7. Head in lap
  8. Hair petting
  9. Ambush hug
  10. Not so ambush hug
  11. Pulling mine into their lap
  12. Cheek kiss
  13. Forehead kiss
  14. Brushing hair out of mine’s face
  15. Fixing shirt collar
  16. Fixing shirt cuffs
  17. Fixing a clothing tag
  18. Tying shoes
  19. Taking off shoes
  20. Carrying while half asleep
  21. Hand holding
  22. Leaning their head on mine’s shoulder tiredly
  23. Absently tracing patterns on the nearest exposed skin
  24. Pushing glasses into place
  25. Offering their drink
  26. Offering their snack
  27. Kissing the back of mine’s hand
  28. Looping their arm around mine’s waist and leaning against mine’s back
  29. Crawling into bed with
  30. Using shoulder as a pillow
  31. Pulling mine’s arm around their shoulder
  32. Hair brushing
  33. Brushing lint off of
  34. Giving a foot massage
  35. Giving a back massage
  36. Giving a scalp massage
  37. Rubbing circles on mine’s back
  38. Sharing a secret smile
  39. Booping the nose
  40. Touching noses together
  41. Resting foreheads together
  42. Resting cheeks together
  43. Sharing a blanket
  44. Taking over mine’s seat while they’re in it
  45. Poking with fingers/toes
  46. Painting mine’s nails
  47. Putting jewelry on mine
  48. Doing mine’s hair
  49. Pinkie promise
  50. High five
  51. Fist bump
  52. Secret handshake
  53. Hipcheck
  54. Pulling mine into a dance
  55. Initiate a tickle fight

ofrabidiisms:

A NOTE OF ENCOURAGEMENT FOR RPERS:

  • if you see a starter call from a mutual you’ve yet to interact with and don’t talk to? HIT THAT LIKE BUTTON.
  • if you see a promo for a blog out of your fandom ? follow them ! take it as an opportunity to find a new realm to develop your muse in.
  • surround yourself with positivity !!!  people who are good for you, who want to talk to you as much as they want to plot.
  • if you feel like your writing is sub par? ask for some constructive criticism. look for writing help posts on RPHs if you need to !
  • the most simple things could mean a lot to your characters :  every headcanon counts.

and most importantly ……

  • HAVE FUN !!!! RP-ing is a hobby, not a job. don’t ever feel obligated to do something that you don’t want to do/ don’t feel comfortable doing. your blog should be your safe space.

First Meeting / Icebreakers

ineedtherpmesmes:

  • “Hi, I’m ______.”
  • “Oh fuck! Are you okay?”
  • “Crap! Sorry about that! Wasn’t looking where I was going. Here, I’ll get you a new jacket…”
  • “Need a ride?”
  • “How are you?”
  • “Seems like we’re gonna be stuck on this train for an extra three hours.”
  • “What’s your name?”
  • “Thank you.”
  • “You just saved my life!”
  • “Move the fuck out of my way.”
  • “Watch where you’re going!”
  • “Asshole.”
  • “Would you like anything?”
  • “You’re gorgeous.”
  • “Do I know you?”
  • “Uh, that’s my spot.”
  • “Oh, God, sorry! Let me buy you a new one.”
  • “Is that your dog? He is so CUTE!”
  • “Here, take my seat. You look tired.”
  • “Checking in?”
  • “Can I sit here?”
  • “May I buy you a drink?”
  • “I can spot you, if you want.”
  • “How’d you even get stuck in a locker, anyway?”
  • “Can you turn it down?! Some of us are trying to sleep!”
  • “Hi, I’m your new roommate.”
  • “I think I found your dog. Is he yours?”
  • “You look cold, take my jacket.”
  • “Hey, I think the mailman gave me your mail by mistake? [Name], right?”
  • “You’ve had a guy/girl over every night this week! And you’re really loud! You know how I know? I know because I live below you!”
  • “So, your kid apparently punched my kid in the face.”
  • “Bride or groom?”
  • “Can you switch seats with me? I can’t see!”
  • “Okay, look, if you’re gonna be airsick, aim the other way.”
  • “[Sir/Ma’am], if you don’t stop being rude to me, I’m going to give you decaf.”
  • “Don’t drink that! I saw some guy slip something in there.”
  • “Hey, is he bothering you?”
  • “Don’t give up your day job.”
  • “…Dude, your fly’s down.”
  • “I think you have the wrong number.”
  • “I’m [muse’s child]’s teacher.”
  • “[Muse’s child/younger sibling] was in my yard again!”
  • “Get out of here! This is my hiding spot!”
  • “YOUR STUPID MUTT RIPPED UP MY YARD AGAIN!”
  • “SHUT UP. And learn to stay on key.”
  • “Good Evening/Afternoon/Morning/Day/Night.”
  • “Watch where you’re going!”
  • “Is this seat taken?”
  • “Here you dropped this.”
  • “You remind me of someone.”
  • “Will you be taking this?”
  • “May I take your order?”
  • “How are you?”
  • “You look familiar, have we met before?”
  • “Be careful next time.”
  • “Hey, could you help me?”
  • “Help me!”
  • “I’m so sorry!”
  • “Are you alright?!”
  • “I know we’ve never met, but I think you’re beautiful.”
  • “I think I may have seen you before…”
  • “Hey! Watch it!”
  • “Oh my god are you okay?”
  • “Have we met…?”
  • “Were you at that one party?”
  • “Remember me?”
  • “I know you don’t know me but I love your shirt.”
  • “Quick, pretend to look like you’re talking to me.”
  • “Hey, is that your dog?”
  • “Service takes forever here.”
  • “Don’t mean to sound cliche, but do you come here often?”
  • “I wouldn’t sit there if I were you.”
  • “This is gonna be a long plane ride.”
  • “Can you turn that music down?”
  • “People are trying to sleep!”
  • “I’m your new neighbour.”
  • “Is that who I think it is?”
  • “Be quiet!”
  • “Is that your son/daughter?”
  • “I’ve read about you.“