Derian began to go through the pots, sliding them around and looking behind and in some of them. He hummed thoughtfully, beginning to pull out dishes and even picking up and shaking some of the more enclosed ones. He was very casual about all of this. It was all a game to him.
Sweat bolted down his forehead. This was a terrible idea but he had no where else to go. It was only a matter of time before he got to the kettle and shook it. Patches lept up and hit his head rather hard and fell on the bottom of the kettle as he held the back of his head. Pulsing in pain when his vision was distorted.
It has been brought to my attention that there are underaged RPers and Tumblr users are purposefully finding adult users and getting them in trouble with smut. Because they find it funny.
I want to clarify something; no way in any shape or form is this FUNNY. This is the worst thing you can do to someone. If the Authorities are involved? They’re put on the sex offenders registry and their ENTIRE LIVES ARE FUCKING RUINED, all because you thought it was funny.
Do you have any idea what happens to them with that? It’s not a temporary thing, guys. It is FOR. LIFE. They are not allowed near schools, churches, theme parks, community projects, rec centers, public parks, or ANY OTHER PUBLIC PLACE WHERE CHILDREN FREQUENT. Some even include Grocery stores and shopping centers.
IF they are caught in the areas listed above? They’re put in prison, no questions ask and generally DO NOT get out.
They are satellite tracked, have probation for the rest of their lives, and some states are even pushing to ban social media sites for them.
So this is fucked up, you guys. There is NOTHING funny about getting people in LEGAL trouble because they interacted with a minor here. It’s fucked up, you’re fucked up for putting someone through that hell and there’s so much more to it, I can’t even begin to consider.
if you get put on the offender’s list, your address is listed publicly and anyone can see where you live. “SEX OFFENDER” gets put on your ID card for the rest of your life, and anyone who sees it will know right away: police, bartenders, bouncers, human resources, real estate agents, landlords, people at the DMV, medical receptionists, just many, many people.
getting a job, finding a place to live, making friends and being able to survive become herculean efforts. this isn’t a game.
in short, DON’T FUCKING LIE AND TRICK ADULTS. it’s not funny. the justice system is not there for your entertainment, it’s there to punish real offenders and protect the public.
1. Running
2. With a bloody nose
3. With a different skin tone
4. In a vehicle
5. With a dragon ( if they are already a dragon, with a human)
6. In a family portrait
7. In the 20’s
8. In the 50’s
9. In the 70’s
10. As an Alien ( if already alien, as a human)
11. With supernatural Powers
12. With horns
13. With their bad habit
14. Post-Apocalyptic
15. As your favorite book character
16. As their favorite book character
17. With a tattoo
18. On a rainy day
19. Dancing
20. With their sexuality flag
21. In a Hogwarts AU
22. In a Demigod AU
23. Lying on the floor (full body)
24. In Venetian carnival clothing
25. From an unusual angle
26. Posessed by a demon
27. In the clothes you’re wearing right now
28. Drinking their favorite drink
29. High Fiving their friend
30. Taking a selfie with you
He knelt in front of the cabinets, swinging the door open. He chuckled as he looked among the pots for the medic. “What do you think you’re going to accomplish in there? There’s no point in running. You can’t get out of the apartment.”
As the doors slammed open it only made him panic even more as he hopped over and slid under pans of all types. Patches had no idea where he was going but he just had to *run*. It proved harder than thought as he was running out of places to run to- so he tried hiding in a kettle in the back as he slipped into the hole and slid the lid closed.
Before I start please keep in mind that there are no specific rules on how your blog should be! I’m just explaining the common set ups and what not that most rpers use!
Also I’m going to organize this in steps because steps help my overwhelmed brain
1.) The first step to starting a RP blog is deciding on your muse, or the character you’re going to write as. It can be any muse you want! You can even have multiple muses for one blog if you’d like (but that does make organizing a bit harder). You can write as a canon character, an oc, a canon character with your own headcanons, whatever! Just ask yourself: is this a character I’m going to want to write for a while? Is this a character that I feel comfy portraying? Choosing a character without thinking this over may lead you to give up or delete quickly because you find that you don’t enjoy them! This is okay though! It’s good to experiment and find out who you write the best!
2.) Once you have your muse chosen, maybe practice writing with them a bit? This is optional of course, but practice may help you decide if they’re right for you or not.
3.) Look at you! You got your muse! That’s awesome! Now, time to make the blog! The URL is fun to work with but may also be difficult to figure out. Go with whatever your heart desires! Look at examples too! Here’s how I chose mine: Peregrine (as in peregrine falcon, the animal Avi represents and owns) was taken, so I changed my i to 3 i’s (a popular trend ha ha). Avian’s url is peregriiine because the word peregrine represents her in multiple ways (I’ll explain how later).
4.) Got your URL? Radical. Time to give your blog a nice theme! You don’t HAVE to do this, but I highly recommend it. In all honesty, people are going to want to interact with you more if you have a well put together theme and blog. Finding a theme may be difficult but there are blogs made just to help with that!
@theme-hunters for example
Or, go look at some rp blogs and see if you like any of their themes! Grab the code from the maker, plug it in, and viola! Now you just have to put all your images and text and colors that you want! With this in mind, try to think of a specific color scheme and aesthetic for your muse. It will help with the look I promise! 5.) Got your theme and images? Wowee you’re really close! Now it’s time to make your pages. There are 3 very important pages to have: An open and easily accessible ask box, a bio/about page for your muse, and a rules page
– Ask box: This one is easy. Have it open so people can send in starters and memes! The big one is having it easily accessible in your theme. It doesn’t HAVE to be, because people can find it and sometimes it’s worth the aesthetic, but it’s just easier for your RP partners! – About page: Please have a link/tab about your muse (esp if it’s an OC!). People have to know who you’re writing! If it’s a canon character you’re writing as (ex RED demoman) then you don’t have to put too much there since most people already know the basics about him! But! You can add in your own headcanons if you’d like! I recommend looking at some other RP blog bios to find out how you want to structure your’s :0
– Rules: This one actually isn’t required for people to RP with you, but I recommend it for your own sake. Because different people go by different standards and most (good) RPers make sure to check them first. Some important things to add is how you feel about certain writing topics (ex: No smut because I am a minor/I don’t like it, gore and violence is okay, etc). Again, looking at other rule pages will give you ideas for how to structure it
-Other: There are other (optional) pages to include as well, such as a list of verses (like AU’s and what not), relationships (list of their relationship with other rp partners), etc! Anything you also want to have available!
6.) Your pages are done, your theme is set, you’re almost ready to go! Now here’s the most difficult part: Starting to write. I recommend 3 things: ~ reblogging RP/ ASK memes (lists of certain things that other people can send you) ~making a promo post to get yourself out there ~and most importantly SEND STARTERS TO OTHER PEOPLE FIRST This may seem like the hardest task to fulfill but it’s the most efficient way to get started. You can’t just wait for people to find you. You gotta fling yourself at others! Once you do that, people will follow you and send things themselves! It’s very anxiety-inducing for some people (me!!!me!!) but it’s worth it I promise
7.) YOU DID IT! You are now writing little stories with your muse and another’s muse! How cool is that? You can write about anything ever! You can write small little silly threads (or a series of replies to the same story) or even long extended ones that are deep and thick with development :0!!! Possibilities are endless!!! YOU DID IT YEAAAAAAAH!!!
Now for some extra tips just for fun!
~ Having specific tags for things is REALLY helpful in organizing your content!
~ You don’t just have to reblog memes and replies; you can reblog images or posts that relate to your (such as an aesthetic that follows them or some musings!) I have tags for each of these things ~ For those tags, I recommend looking at other people’s tags for ideas on what to tag and how to tag it. I’m a dork and made really fancy tags with quotes and all that but you don’t have too! ~ Also add fun things to your blog, like a music player for tunes to set the mood for your muse! ~ Also, some people like to use little icons or art pieces in there responses to show their muse’s expression. This is optional but really fun! You don’t have to be an artist, you can just use other people’s art (with permission but most people don’t do that because they state that their icons are not their own art.) ~ Make sure to be respectful and kind to your fellow rp partners! ~ Roleplaying is a hobby. People do it for fun. Do NOT feel obligated to do a reply super quickly if you have other things going on. ~ Have fun omg
For those who are unsure even HOW to write rp responses, there is no set way! You just write how you wish as long as you write your muse and give your partner enough to work with!
(Any questions or example requests? Send me an ask)
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