
He isn’t exposed to too many good movies so-

He isn’t exposed to too many good movies so-
🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few?
🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories?
🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything?
🛋- Does your muse like to have company over?
📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type?
🐰- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures?
💎- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle?
🔖- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought?
📰- Does your muse like to read the news?
📇- Is your muse a gossiper?
🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored?
🏚- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places?
🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it?
⛪️- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they don’t belong to?
🛣- Is your muse considered a wanderer?
🐺- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly?
🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily?
🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to?
🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise?
🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies?
🎠- Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals?
🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?

“A little kitten told me someone came by to do a good deed, I thought I would come by to say thank you~“
(aka mod is amazing and I love Patches so please accept this small giftart)
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“Thought they could of used a little help now and again…“
((SCREEEEEEE- ❤ ))
1. “It’s hard to get around at this size. I’m not used to it.”
2. “I’ve shrunk!”
3. “I’ve grown into a giant!”
4. “I always wanted to be tall, but this is ridiculous. I don’t think I’ll fit through the doorway anymore.”
5. “You know, I was tall enough before. Bad enough being taller than other people, now I’m taller than the trees!”
6. “Help! I’m stuck! I’m too big/small to get out on my own!”
7. “I’ve always wanted to be taller than you, but this isn’t exactly what I imagined.”
8. “You’re so big/small! What happened to you?”
9. “Hey, is it my imagination, or are you shorter/taller than you were a minute ago?”
10. “I guess this means the _____ works. How are we supposed to get you back to your normal height, though?”
11. “What’s going to happen if I can’t get back to my original size?”
12. “I can’t move. I’m too big for the room. I’m stuck.”
13. “Good thing my clothes shrunk with me. Would have been bad if they hadn’t.”
14. “Don’t worry. I can take care of you until you get back to normal size.”
15. “What happened? Why is everything so big/small?”
16. “So… I accidentally shrunk us.”
17. “We appear to be… a lot bigger than we were before.”
18. “I can’t believe you shrunk us.”
19. “Careful! I’m a lot smaller than you now. Just remember that, okay?”
20. “You shrunk me?!”
21. “You turned me into a giant?!”
22. “I’m so big now, it’s hard not to accidentally break things.”

@klinxtheweasel
Here, Patches, take this very important reminder. And no denying it, mister!
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“I didn’t think anyone would draw me..
tack!”
He nodded, though he couldn’t help but be a little distracted with feeling Patches. Every bit of him was… well, it was amazing. You’ll have to forgive him for knocking his glasses or anything else around.
“The Host can’t help it. Patches is all he can think about.”
Never have Patches stood this still when someone had their hands on him. Most of the time it would hurt when someone jammed their finger into him. Not Host’s fingers however. His embrace was soft and gentle- intrusive as it was it actually felt good. Patches put a hand on the finger that was squishing his face, smiling and closing his eyes.
“I could say the same..”
He moved his other hand over Patches, thumb finding its way to his face and brushing over it. Yep, those were tears but he definitely didn’t seem upset, not with that laugh.
“The Host is serious. He’s been writing about Patches.” That was an admission he wasn’t sure if he’d made before but it was the truth.
One would notice that Patches skin- at least on his face, was very smooth and squishy. It also was getting supremely warm as Patches was staring up at Host in awe.His glasses were also slightly knocked asew. Feeling flustered that they were doing the equivalent of putting a hand on their cheek. The little doctor’s eyes were wide as saucers.
“Wai-wait really? You have been??”
It has been brought to my attention that there are underaged RPers and Tumblr users are purposefully finding adult users and getting them in trouble with smut. Because they find it funny.
I want to clarify something; no way in any shape or form is this FUNNY. This is the worst thing you can do to someone. If the Authorities are involved? They’re put on the sex offenders registry and their ENTIRE LIVES ARE FUCKING RUINED, all because you thought it was funny.
Do you have any idea what happens to them with that? It’s not a temporary thing, guys. It is FOR. LIFE. They are not allowed near schools, churches, theme parks, community projects, rec centers, public parks, or ANY OTHER PUBLIC PLACE WHERE CHILDREN FREQUENT. Some even include Grocery stores and shopping centers.
IF they are caught in the areas listed above? They’re put in prison, no questions ask and generally DO NOT get out.
They are satellite tracked, have probation for the rest of their lives, and some states are even pushing to ban social media sites for them.
So this is fucked up, you guys. There is NOTHING funny about getting people in LEGAL trouble because they interacted with a minor here. It’s fucked up, you’re fucked up for putting someone through that hell and there’s so much more to it, I can’t even begin to consider.
One of my best friends could have been actually arrested and thrown in jail in their country because someone cared about smut more than their livelihood. I’ve seen this happen so many times and it’s quite frankly disgusting.
“Of course I did, Patches,” Russell said. He watched the large owl as it flew away, deciding that trying to deal with the larger human wasn’t at all worth it, “I know how being eaten feels, it’s the worst.”
He then shrugged.
“Besides, even if I hadn’t been eaten before, I couldn’t just let it eat you anyways. You’re my friend,” he added, “It looks like you weren’t hurt anywhere, and that’s the main thing. Do you want me to take you inside for a bit?”
Russell briefly wondered just what was going on in the Medic’s mind. He suddenly looked as though many thoughts had started to rush through his head.
He then nodded when Patches told him he wanted a herbal tea.
“No problem,” he said, before he headed to the cupboards. He got everything set up before pouring a coffee for himself and a tea for Patches once the kettle finished boiling.
He brought them over, sipping at his coffee once he placed the tea down.
“There you go. I hope you enjoy,” he said, with a small smile, “So… other than nearly getting snapped up by birds, how have things been for you?”
The food and drink Patches was given was bigger than him. It was a little overwhelming but he was happy someone was feeding him so- he reached over to the bun and ripped a chunk out and started to munch on it. His preferred eating style seemed to be very similar to how a mouse nibbles on it’s food.
Patches stopped when he was asked how his life is. There…wasn’t any good answers for that considering what’s been happening to him the last couple of months. However he wouldn’t want to keep whining or crying about his problems.
“M-Me? Oh things have been boring as ever. Just scaving things and trying to get the work done for my team mates. The usual. How are things on your end?”
“Of course I did, Patches,” Russell said. He watched the large owl as it flew away, deciding that trying to deal with the larger human wasn’t at all worth it, “I know how being eaten feels, it’s the worst.”
He then shrugged.
“Besides, even if I hadn’t been eaten before, I couldn’t just let it eat you anyways. You’re my friend,” he added, “It looks like you weren’t hurt anywhere, and that’s the main thing. Do you want me to take you inside for a bit?”
“You don’t need to worry about that. I’m just glad you’re happy. You at least deserve that,” Russell said, as he stood by the counter.
He then glanced back.
“We’ve got different teas, like chamomile, mint, ginger, that kinda thing. Maybe they thought the herbal ones would be good for morale,” Russell mused partially to himself, “We got hot chocolate mix, and coffee, for hot stuff. I’m very certain we got some sodas and lemonade as well.”
There was a completely blank stare on Patches face as he seemed to have trouble comprehending that someone took joy in seeing him being happy. Sure it has happened before but it was very,very rare. Though what made this very strange that it was coming from the enemy team.
Patches snapped out of it when asked what to drink. The doctor tapped his fingers together and his head peaked a tad upon a mention of herbal tea. “Uh… If it isn’t any trouble um. Some of that herbal tea sounds nice right about now.”