tinystrawberryshifter:

Now this is probably the best worst au I have ever thought about.

But I mean come on what other pokemon would Guzma bee?

~Please do not remove artist comments or repost anywhere else~

(( Oi- I made an art blog to post the dumb stuff I draw on a daily basis that isn’t here-))

corporate-giant:

“Well it seems that she’s rather attached to you now,” he said with a smile. “Perhaps we could get her a treat of some sort. Some fruit, perhaps? I’m not entirely certain what she eats, aside from honey. But I don’t believe we having any of that.” He vaguely remembered reading something about moths eating fruit.

“Oh yeah she loves the stuff! Peaches she normally gravitates towards.” The moth flapped it’s wings slowly then lifted off to check out the larger being. Patches reached out for her to make sure they were being careful as she landed on the edge of the giant glass as she crawled across it.

Tagged by @nomedicalicense

Rules: Your muse can only say guilty or innocent. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you or asks you. Repost, don’t reblog!

Asked someone to marry you: Innocent
Kissed one of your friends: Innocent
Danced on a table in a bar or tavern: Innocent

Ever told a lie: Guilty
Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have: Guilty
Ever kissed someone of the opposite sex: Innocent
Ever kissed someone of the same sex: Innocent

Kissed a picture: Guilty
Slept in until 5pm: Guiltiy
Fallen asleep at work or school: Guilty
Held a snake: Innocent
Been suspended from school: Innocent
Stolen something: Guilty
Done something you regret: Guilty

Laughed until what you were drinking came out of your nose: Guilty
Caught a snowflake on your tongue: Guilty
Kissed in the rain: Innocent
Sat on a roof top: Guilty
Sang in the shower: Guilty 
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on: Guilty
Slept naked: Innocent

Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry: Innocent
Been in a band: Innocent
Shot a gun: Guilty
Donated blood: Guilty 
Eaten alligator meat: Innocent
Eaten cheesecake: Guilty
Still loved someone you shouldn’t: Innocent

Have/had a tattoo: Innocent
Been too honest: Innocent
Ruined a surprise: Guilty
Ate in a restaurant and got so bloated you can’t walk after: Innocent
Erased someone in your friends list: Guilty
Dressed in a man’s clothes: Guilty
Dressed in a woman’s clothes: Guilty 

Joined a pageant: Innocent
Been told you’re beautiful by someone who meant it: Innocent
Still have communication with your ex: Innocent
Cheated on someone: Innocent
Got totally drunk the night before an important exam:

Innocent

A total stranger treated you by paying your fare: Innocent
Got so angry that you cried: Guilty

Tried to stay away from someone for their own good: Innocent
Actually murdered someone:

Innocent

Thought about mass murder:

Innocent

Actually committed a mass murder:

Innocent

Rode in a stranger’s vehicle: Guilty
Stalked someone: Innocent
Had a girlfriend: Guilty
Had a boyfriend:

Innocent

Totally drunk during a holiday: Guilty

🐜 ((TINY ADVENTURES))

seerchild:

seerchild-archive:

Luca wasn’t really sure how, why or what had happened, all he knew now was that he was very small, well, smaller than he already was anyway. Only about three inches tall, in the walls of a place that rumbled and quaked with footsteps of… what Luca guessed were giants.

He wandered around this place, trying not to be seen, or crushed for that matter, scooting up against walls and scurrying around like some kind of insect…. until he’d finally found a room he thought was unoccupied and he succumbed to the pressure and began to break down in tears. 

He knew a day like this would come… and now it had.

Luca felt his heart stop and his nerves run cold when he saw that towering pair of muddy, blood-stained boots enter the room for all but a moment before thundering away. He never imagined having to deal with monsters in REAL LIFE too. But, regardless, once it was over, Luca exhaled along with Patches. 

Go somewhere where they’d never find them? You didn’t have to ask him twice, Luca got up and began following the doctor, this time making sure to stay a little closer to him, out of fear that if he didn’t he’d probably die.  

Patches kept a hold on the child’s hand as they made their way across the gigantic storage area. Though once they made it to the wall, which had a loose plank of wood right in front of them- the moth landed on Patches shoulder gently as the doctor let go for a second so he could start pushing the wood a bit to reveal a hole in the wall. 

🐜 ((TINY ADVENTURES))

seerchild:

seerchild-archive:

Luca wasn’t really sure how, why or what had happened, all he knew now was that he was very small, well, smaller than he already was anyway. Only about three inches tall, in the walls of a place that rumbled and quaked with footsteps of… what Luca guessed were giants.

He wandered around this place, trying not to be seen, or crushed for that matter, scooting up against walls and scurrying around like some kind of insect…. until he’d finally found a room he thought was unoccupied and he succumbed to the pressure and began to break down in tears. 

He knew a day like this would come… and now it had.

Luca got on the ground as quick as he could as the quake continued, each shake of the Earth threw him off, the loud thumping sounding like distant explosions. He tried to keep his breathing to a minimum as he began to cry. Thankfully, Luca was experienced in keeping his weeping quiet, and apart from the very tiny sound of little puffs of breath, he was silent. 

“W-what’s that?…” he whispered to the doctor, as quietly as audibly allowed. 

The giant thumps got louder as it entered the room. Patches laid low as he keeled down and took a glance at Luca- seeing him tearing up Patches put an arm around their shoulder to comfort them as the door opened for a moment. 

then shut again after an agonizing long moment as the foot steps pounded away into the distance. Patches let his breath go as he stood up, looking around the room to make sure. “A human…around here they are as mean as they can get so it’s best to stay out of sight.” Patches looked back down at the child and gestured his hand. “Come, I  know a safe place where they never found me.”

bloodyrevenant:

The brutal just laughed at Patches’ pleads. “Sayin’ ‘no’ a bunch of times isn’t gonna stop me.”

Was he actually going to? Nah. Believe it or not, he didn’t always feel like going on homicidal rampages. No, it could equally be as entertaining just getting reactions out of people. 

“Hmm…Now who should I start with. Oh! I know! Maybe I’ll start with yer engineer!”

Being that he was sorta gullible from his state of panic- Patches was yelling up at them as he was begging for them not to go and kill his entire team. It was strange however that the sniper wasn’t wearing any of the team’s uniforms. The little doc leaped up a bit to hang on to the bottom of the snipers shirt as he was pulling it. 

“Please don’t! They’ll skin me alive if they find out I caused that!! I’ll do anything just-”