“Eating helps me calm down and I really- really can’t get enough of sugar based sweets!”
4. How do you relax? Any special ways to relax now that you are Giant/Tiny?
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hey young valter, (do i have that right) how would you feel if you were 6 in tall one day.
“If I was- I would become friends with the fairies! That would be wonderful!”
Oh ok so this is where that “two types of people” thing comes in because my first instinct was literally to say patches has killed a man…
“Well…I don’t kill people directly.”
Is there anything you’d like for christmas?
“I uh…don’t have use out of most things and very- very limited space in my small home so…I don’t really want anything! Yeah! Nothing at all!”
🤠 , because why not? -Ashiftingworkshop
“It’s a little bit early for that don’t you think?..“
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Patches deserves a big toblerone
“I don’t think i’ll be able to fit this anywhere.”
Hey ummm Patches has to wear that sweater for the next few asks sorry I don’t make the rules
“I was already planning on wearing this through out the cold season anyways…it’s a little long on the sleeves but it’s comfy!”
12. What would be the first thing you would do if you were suddenly Giant/Tiny?
“I’d probably have to explain to Ms.Pauling why I kept having random growth spurts.”
Is there anything you’d like to improve about yourself?
“Sure I am… “cute” but i’m cute in a way like how you would call a- let’s say a tea cup. I look nice as a thing but not really as a person.”
*sees the drunk patches post* Telll hiimmm <3
“Yeah I think not.. even if he’s really kind- I don’t think he’d be interested in me like that.”
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