Character shaming: I am addicted to cinnamon buns,

“Heoy that’s not troeph!Mpphh!”

Patches mumbled out the best he could with his mouth full.

Headcanon: Patches likes to collect things that he could use for later on. For example, he could use a toothpick as a spear for self defence.

He collects a lot of things in his spare time but does go for more useful stuff such as a tooth pick to protect himself from unwarranted attention. But it wouldn’t be enough to hurt someone that much- it’s more or less just an attempt at a scare tactic.

ahh, patches must fill so lonely and scaried now at this new height… everyone’s just so scared of him and he doesn’t know what do to…. so here’s an anon hug for him! you’re gonna be okay patches! it’s okay!

“It’s…so cold.

I want to be small again- at least i’d be inside and no one would be scared to talk to me……”

What’s Patches going to eat?

“I did promise myself a few months back to cut down on the sugar intake and eat more salads but…. this is ridiculous.”

awh how does he react to the mercs now

That’s one way of getting outside.

M!A/magic anon: your character suddenly changes their size into a mini giant for the next 5 asks

“…..I can’t move.”

Patches is going to be about 50ft for 5 asks and as long as the asks are going I’ll be open for rps with him being this tall… oh wait did you say mini giant-

you know you shouldn’t discrimanate agianst the nsfw fans just saying :

YEA!! please

Wish granted.

I’ll be up in a few minutes!

30. Who do they most regret meeting?

“I…I don’t believe you.”

This gif took me 3 hours……..welp- I hope it was worth it.

Today’s depressing ask feature’s guest appearance; @golden-gaze and the first human Patches ran into.

4. How easy is it to earn their trust?

Patches is as trustful as a guinea pig. New people he’d rather avoid at all costs and even when people are nice to him he can’t help but to feel skeptical. There are few exceptions and the next ask is going to answer why….