Who is the most scary mercenary?

“I tend to stay away from the blue team as far as possible.”

Favorite song/Music genre?

~It’s not unusual to go out at any time
But when I see you out and about it’s such a crime
If you should ever want to be loved by anyone
It’s not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say ~

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In some fantasy universe somewhere- Patches would be a dust dragon totally not a thing the mun randomly came up with. He’s skin would be like leather and his wings/tail/mane are condensed fur. He’d be hiding in kitchens/food storage to survive and hoards silver wear. Their breath would more or less heal wounds so he is better off avoiding battle than fighting.

so, any interesting convos you have heard from the team?

“If you call these moronic conversations “interesting” sure I have.”

👕- Closet

“I don’t have a closet becuse….I don’t actually have any other outfits to wear. Just my uniform.”

🌹🛁

“You could say I borrow stuff more than owning something.”

Dont kill me but- overwatch AU?

“I-I really don’t know about this guys- that reaper guy looks pretty mean..”

In this universe this wussy was initiated into overwatch for his technical skills in regeneration health. Though he was miles behind Mercy he did his best. However he did go missing in the ending years of the overwatch foundation and wasn’t found until many years later in an abandoned lab when they were calling all heroes back together. Turns out the dork accidentally shrunk himself when on the edge of being able to regenerate human tissue on the fly by just standing next to someone. But he was too panicked to get help and stayed hidden until found by a sentient monkey. They worked together to find a suitable fix for him- as long as he wore the belt he’d be normal- but it makes him slower and more tired. But he can switch between the two sizes anytime he likes.

His ult is shrinking and ~~running away like a pleb~~ giving out an incredible amount of health to his peers around him.

~~Totally not a rip off of mercy and tracer I swear-~~

Who was patches on the phone with in that one ask?

Mun here! Okay so It took me a couple of days to think about this and I made something that answers this ask and much more. Since it’s pride month I think it would be good to bring a light on Patches’s asexuality. Though the following comic may bring back bad memories if you’ve suffered like patches ~~and I~~ so take heed.