(sweetfeatherchild) 22. Give a full body massage. “I think a tiny one like you needs some relaxation!” (w/ Avis)

That might be a bit tricky without thumbs.

“How has my dear little medic been doing? It’s been quite awhile,” a certain voice thundered above Patches. There was no way he was going to miss the source. The normally huge being who would have been absolutely titanic to Patches was crouched over him, looking down at the comparatively ant-sized medic.

“NOT AGAIN!! NOT AGAIN!!”

The spec screamed as he attempted to make a run for it.

“You-you don’t really need to do that

Russell!”

brush or comb hair.

To comb his horrific mess of hair (without hurting him), you’d have to wash it down first!

“My diet is… acceptable.”

“Of-ofcourse not! I wouldn’t know a thing!……..

….

please don’t tell him.”

“I’m-I’m not spider food! BACK!!”

“I wish I was tall enough to be somebody’s valentine.”

“Oh my gosh! ….

where is your guy’s mother?”

He doesn’t even know where I am… no one does. Gosh it was silly of me trying to be useful during the holidays. I should stop getting my hopes up.