“Eating helps me calm down and I really- really can’t get enough of sugar based sweets!”
4. How do you relax? Any special ways to relax now that you are Giant/Tiny?
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hey young valter, (do i have that right) how would you feel if you were 6 in tall one day.
“If I was- I would become friends with the fairies! That would be wonderful!”
is patches your real name? or a nickname? if its a nickname how did you get it?
“The mercenaries around here have all sorts of nicknames and rarely ever go by their real name, so when they see me they come up with something like ‘Patches’. So I just kinda answer to that name now and it’s probably for the best I do so….Valter is presumed dead,”
-taps mic- this thing on? anyhow, 8 yr old Valter, I would like to alert to you that you will eventually have a new dad. he does magic too. okay thanks
“du ska gifta dig?!“ -You’re getting married!?-
“…….
Vad?
“-what?-
Question for a child (elementary school age) patches: what do you want to be when you grow up?
”I wanna be able to do amazing tricks like they do during the circus!”
“Valter, vem pratar du med?”
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Uh, ingen mamma!“
Oh ok so this is where that “two types of people” thing comes in because my first instinct was literally to say patches has killed a man…
“Well…I don’t kill people directly.”
Is there anything you’d like for christmas?
“I uh…don’t have use out of most things and very- very limited space in my small home so…I don’t really want anything! Yeah! Nothing at all!”
🌱 eat ur veggies boi
🌱 – Throw grass at my muse
🤠 , because why not? -Ashiftingworkshop
“It’s a little bit early for that don’t you think?..“
@ashiftingworkshop
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You gave him a panic!
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