kindness, charity, and envy

“What would I give to have a normal life again.”

Oh boi oh boi this part of a thread i’m currently doing with @golden-gaze is getting pretty intense.

Do you know 505?

“…….sorrygottago-”

So it’s literally 1 am and I log on to tf2-

and I decided to play around with cheats on a server I made, I load up some skeletons and rode a bumper cart. BUUT- I did wonder if a resizing cheat existed.

Yes.

Yes it does.

Upside: you can change sizes heck yeah
Downside: You’re literally on fire if you have a scorching effect like me or your burb is still on your shoulder.

It’s actually really easy to do. Just hit counsel(~) and type “sv_cheats 1″ then “ent_fire !player setscalemodel {any size of your choice}”

Pro tip: don’t go over 3.4, you’ll see the fourth dimension.

Who is the most scary mercenary?

“I tend to stay away from the blue team as far as possible.”

This is why you don’t give @eldritchsales a shrink/growth ray gun.

I drew this thing when me and @dr-flug-scientist , @eldritchsales and @icangiveyouanything playing poker… in character.

~~I still don’t know how to play correctly quq~~

Favorite song/Music genre?

~It’s not unusual to go out at any time
But when I see you out and about it’s such a crime
If you should ever want to be loved by anyone
It’s not unusual it happens every day no matter what you say ~

🐲

In some fantasy universe somewhere- Patches would be a dust dragon totally not a thing the mun randomly came up with. He’s skin would be like leather and his wings/tail/mane are condensed fur. He’d be hiding in kitchens/food storage to survive and hoards silver wear. Their breath would more or less heal wounds so he is better off avoiding battle than fighting.

so, any interesting convos you have heard from the team?

“If you call these moronic conversations “interesting” sure I have.”

👕- Closet

“I don’t have a closet becuse….I don’t actually have any other outfits to wear. Just my uniform.”