“Oh my gosh! ….
where is your guy’s mother?”
Tag: giant/tiny
👻👽 either or both?
Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?
“He might be intimidating but he’s actually really nice and welcoming.”
Somebody better call Host up to save poor patches!! Maybe it’ll be like a Christmas wish come true!
He doesn’t even know where I am… no one does. Gosh it was silly of me trying to be useful during the holidays. I should stop getting my hopes up.
Here’s something to give Patches incredibly mixed feelings: there’s a cloud of blue mist snickering at him.
It seems like Patches predicament just went from 50 to 1000 really quickly.
I swear if no one frees him, I will get a hammer, go over there, find where he is, put the hammer down, and open the lid of the jar!!!
“They’ll be with their families or just cozy in their homes. I’m not on anyone’s mind right now.”
The Holly and the Ivy: Favorite christmas dessert?
“I can somewhat smell it from here and gosh it’s making me hungry.”
FREE HIM D:
“I don’t think I am ever going to get back home at this rate..”
Wait, if Patches shoplifts and steals something, doesn’t that mean he’s borrowing it for gift purposes because he’s the “Borrower Medic”?
“I-I can’t buy things so I just…take stuff… pl-please don’t judge me it’s how I survive!”
Patches getting caught shoplifting would be like the nightmare scenario
If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.
What are you doing for the holidays?
“Well, in recent years I haven’t celebrated anything because to put it simply, there was no one to celebrate things with. So I haven’t done anything “festive” for Jul or anything related to Christmas. But.. I sort of want to change that a little this year. Don’t have anything to decorate so maybe I could try to pull off the gift giving part….”
Ask Borrower Medic 