1. As much as he examines himself daily, Patches doesn’t know everything about his mutation. One of those things is that if actually relaxed and petted he actually does start purring naturally. 

2. Despite his height, he needs to consume his weight every single day (8.1 oz). That would be like a human having to eat 150 pounds worth of food a day. Why? His non stop healing was transmogrified from his mass and it takes a lot of energy out of him.

3. Patches was born and raised in the city of Umeå,Sweden and was in the lower class as a child.

4. This comes at no surprise to no one but he wasn’t the most popular kid in school growing up. They were shy and preferred to keep to themselves. Though they didn’t really have a bullying problem either from other kids. Just more or less left to his own devices.

5. Despite multiple times saying he doesn’t like being called cute or talked down to- he actually likes the thought of being pampered but that’d be awkward to ask now wouldn’t it?

6. He is a major book worm! Or at least used to be. Patches likes learning new things and reading historical fiction/detective stories. Though he rarely gets to touch a book nowadays since they don’t come in his size.

7. Don’t ask him what social media he has. Their story takes place during the early 1970s. 

8. Mothra sometimes is the one taking care of him when he’s suffering a panic attack or breakdown. Being a rather good insect she drags him away from stressful situations and tries helping him calm down by nuzzling her fuzz on his face and slowly flapping her wings while on his hand so he could fall in a calming trance. 

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