“NOT AGAIN!! NOT AGAIN!!”
The spec screamed as he attempted to make a run for it.
“You-you don’t really need to do that
Russell!”
“My diet is… acceptable.”
“Of-ofcourse not! I wouldn’t know a thing!……..
….
please don’t tell him.”
“I’m-I’m not spider food! BACK!!”
“I wish I was tall enough to be somebody’s valentine.”
Do you believe in aliens or ghosts?
“He might be intimidating but he’s actually really nice and welcoming.”
“Well, in recent years I haven’t celebrated anything because to put it simply, there was no one to celebrate things with. So I haven’t done anything “festive” for Jul or anything related to Christmas. But.. I sort of want to change that a little this year. Don’t have anything to decorate so maybe I could try to pull off the gift giving part….”
I felt sick for weeks after attempting that.
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